NEWSFLASH: Vacuous Celebs Wear Obscenely Expensive Clothes, Make Bags of Money

i know you all are worried that the Olsen Twins didn't have enough cash, so you'll be glad to see they've signed a deal to hawk Badgley Mischka brand dresses. it makes total sense, really:

Ashley and Mary-Kate have grown up to become America's young style icons. They have an amazing sense of fashion and individuality that intrigued us," the design duo of Mark Badgley and James Mischka said Wednesday in a statement.

that's the sort of individuality that having your whole celebrity based on being one of two twins that we should all try to emulate.

and while we hope that with this new deal that they'll be able to eat at whatever buffet Latrell Sprewell has been eating at, i'm pretty sure that most of horny, male America is still waiting for the day when the Olsen Twins do a campaign without the dresses.

i mean, isn't that what all of those sick fuck "how many days until they're legal" websites were all about?