NEWSFLASH: Celebrities have sex on videotape; tape leaked to public!

Apprently Kid Rock and former Creed frontman, Scott Stapp, have a sex tape that will soon be sold to the public by the good people who brought you "One Night in Paris."

i love the fact that CNN had to point out exactly what kind of sex tape we were talking about here:

Joseph says his attempts to contact Rock and Stapp, who do not engage in sex acts with each other (my emphasis) on the tape, have so far been unsuccessful.

it probably would have been more interesting that way--apart from being totally vacuous, celebrities seem to be real dullards in the sack. (and is anyone else thinking Wicked Sceptre here?)