Wednesday, April 12, 2006

the funny things people say when they are on drugs


my wife was prescribed percoset after her surgery last week. after we got home and she had taken her medication and was still a little woozy from the surgery, she asked me:

"do you think Mickey Mouse is a pussy because he doesn't wear a shirt and has buttons on his pants?"

how do you answer that question?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

question: "do you think Mickey Mouse is a pussy because he doesn't wear a shirt and has buttons on his pants?"

answer: i am now going to take two of your percocet tablets, dear.