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it must suck to be part of the Spotsylvania County Sheriff's department. the sheriff there has determined that prosecutors can't go after massage parlors that perform sex acts unless his deputies actually experience the "Happy Ending" massage:

Smith told The Washington Post that only unmarried detectives are allowed to do the under-the-covers work.He said actual sex acts are needed to help win prostitution convictions.

"If I thought we could get the conviction without that, we wouldn't allow it," Smith told the newspaper. "If you want to make them, this has to be done."

He said most prostitutes are careful not to say anything incriminating, which makes sexual contact necessary.

what other evidence are these undercover cops collecting? how do you prove that you just got a hand job anyway?