well it's gotta be better than abstinence only sex-ed...

did you know that planned parenthood once put out a mini-comic featuring Spider-Man battling a villain who tried to encourage kids to have unprotected sex so that his alien race could harvest the babies?

it's almost as cool as the time Spidey prevented a gang-rape with cupcakes!

Ingmar Bergman (1918-2007)

i was really sad to hear that the great Swedish director Ingmar Bergman passed away today at 89. Bergman made some phenomenal films, including two of my favorites--The Seventh Seal and Wild Strawberries (both made in 1957.) Also, he was good for inspiring some other great directors, including Woody Allen, who has a great diatribe about Bergman in Annie Hall (1977.)

hopefully, in the sweet hereafter, he's giving Death a run for his money in a game of chess.

my arch-nemesis

if you own a cat, why do you let it wander the neighborhood and puke and shit on someone else's porch? isn't the idea of owning a pet that it hangs out with you, on YOUR property and leaves me the hell alone?

why come back?

well i figured i need some web presence for my radio show, and i like to shoot my mouth off. so i went all lame ass on everyone and started a myspace account for the show and tried to add my favorite bands as friends. then i decided to ressurect my lame-ass blog that no one reads anyway.

i like listening to crickets.

boo hoo, me

so i am sad that this week is the san diego comic con and here i am , stuck in ohio, with a 20 month old and a mortgage.

sometimes it sucks balls to be an adult.

yeah, i'm back

so i got busy. and i didn't have anything interesting to say (did i ever?)

ACTION NEWS!

gotta love when those reporting the news become the story

this attitude of "you saw it first on channel 8" is getting ridiculous. but this sort of journalistic pornography definitely sells.